I'm a cool guy with a bad habit of thinking too much, and a desperate love for collecting stories.
Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan
romeo and juliet (1996)
Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar.
Only for that comment
Sorry, I know witchsona week was a while ago, and I was really bummed that I missed it, but it just looked like too much fun, so I had to whip one up!
Per the man law code and if not it should be
I applaud this.
Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?
Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.
That’s not just the bro code. That’s just the right fucking thing to do.
WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
Saw them dancing in your eyes
Like shadows in the night
Doing pirouettes around the stars
We were running in a haze
I remember every shade
In my veins and they shot up sparks
Look who I found in Hong Kong today! I literally screamed like a little girl.
SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)
and they were all out celebrating
and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them
and he…went with them
How to celebrity; A book by Daniel Radcliffe
Okay, but let’s consider, for just one second, Rachel McAdams’ sister, Kayleen.
sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER