I'm a cool guy with a bad habit of thinking too much, and a desperate love for collecting stories.
Tumblr has taught me more about feminism, womens rights, rape culture, slut shaming, mental illness etc, more than school ever had. So don’t you dare tell me this website is a complete and utter waste of time
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
when you try your best but your don’t succeed
a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.
I have never had a horoscope fit more
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
60 MPH OF DAD
5LB GOLDEN RINGS
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
fucking same holy shit
this kinda sums up tumblr for me
A man randomly washing a window in his underwear with a kitten in his undies????
found at b&n