I'm a cool guy with a bad habit of thinking too much, and a desperate love for collecting stories.
ya kno john green books can be really poetic and meaningful and stuff but if you frame them in the context of real life it’s like wow if i knew a teenager this pretentious in person i would not hesitate to smack em upside the head
every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school
its a science lab in a science lab
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
i feel like thranduil is a mix between lucius malfoy
and lucius malfoy
And when Legolas asks him why he can’t be friends with a dwarf:
WHY IS THIS SO BEAUTIFUL
she did not friendzone me she just saved our relationship as a draft
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
Okay so this is a map of Panem..
Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this
did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
"hogwarts’ fast train"
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.
Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest.